Unvirtuous

I wanted my next post to be about my blood test results from my Friday the 13th doctor’s visit.

I was hoping by now he would have called to share all the numbers with me, numbers about my cholesterol, my thyroid, my diabetes.

But no call as of this morning. So I’m hoping that by writing, it will trick him into calling. Like when you’re in a restaurant waiting for your food to come, if you get up to go to the bathroom, it will be there waiting for you when you come back.

So I’m writing now, in hopes that by the time anyone reads this, the call will have come.

I have no patience.

As always, more to come…