Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Answer Is, You Can’t

This is for the person who Googled, “How do I shoot heroine through Accu-check Multiclix?” and got to my blog.

You see, the Multiclix is a lancing device, meaning, it doesn’t have the power to inject anything. It just has the power to poke your skin with a needle (a solid needle) in order to draw blood.

So while it may look tempting in the Target, Wal-Mart or drugstore, and it’s an excellent lancing device if you just want to draw blood, I can’t in good faith recommend it as a heroine injection device. It simply won’t work.

Glad I could be of some help.

As always, more to come (but no heroine—by the way, it’s BAD for you)…


k2 said...

Your generosity & need to help any and all who encounter the wonderfulness that is you never ceases to amaze me!

Lora said...

I aim to please, Kelly. I aim to please.

Contemporary Troubadour said...

That's hilarious! I do wonder if the Googler had already attempted to shoot up with the pen (unsuccessfully) at least once before seeking the wisdom of the web.